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Carry the story on:
once upon a time
There was a girl called Polly
That got run over by a lorry.
And was rushed to hospital in Lincolnshire
Her condition was considered to be dire.
However,she survived and is now looking for a job in London City airport
She is hoping that her degree in French will prove useful.
Because Easyjet currently flies 10 times between LCY and France
So she sets about applying for a cabin crew position, however there’s a little problem . . .
she is really a man
So lets go back to the summer of ’69
and she bumbed into this guy from Malibu
who asked her to a party
Where she dined on white linen tablecloths under the basking sun
at the end of the evening
she had one martini too many and
asked geoffrey if he’d like to go to her room
which he declined saying “you are tired nite nite”
Cant wait to go to Beijing with you tomorrow on first class via New York on a Boeing747-400!
Only, due to the alcohol she over-slept and ended up missing her flight.
so she got the next flight to London Heathrow where she boarded a flight from Terminal 1 on Aer Lingus business class to Dublin
On the flight she met Colin Farrell who was making a rare visit home
This being 1969, we refer to Colin Farrell the infamous tycoon, who left Ireland amid a scandal in the early 60’s
She exited the plane heading for the city centre when…
She heard someone behind her shout “watch out he’s got a gun”….
She spun around but there was nothing there but an old battered Ford Anglia. The sounds of a radio drama were blaring from its radio.
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